No, just trust me, it’s a VW

Because parking more than 10 spaces from the door is out of the question

Why is it illegal to park in front of a fire hydrant?

A55 ORGY

I’m surprised the geniuses down at the Florida DMV didn’t pick up on this one.

The only types of people you are going to fool into thinking that your early model Dodge Stealth is a Ferrari, you don’t want to know, or even meet.

What do you do after just getting your brand new Ferrari California? Try showing off and wrecking into a car AND a tractor, of course.

This man (or woman, I can’t tell) looks like they’re a 90 year old geriatric, and these “hot” mods look as if they’re made from crap picked out of the Home Depot parts bin.

Bling Bling!

Sports Car? Monster Truck? Scooter-toting flame machine?

Yes.

You think your car is fast? This fella has a 3-liter fuel-injected twin-turbo Volvo 164S with triple Weber Carburetors (wait, wasn’t it fuel-injected?) and a decuple-tip (that’s ten) high performance exhaust. 

Oh, and don’t forget the eight fog lights in the rear and what appears to be a giant Mercedes-Benz logo on the trunk.

Corvettes better watch out…